25 Things Written About Me I ll let the writer of this remain anonymous for the time being but per 10 on the list I d sure love to see more of these pop up BEWARE LADIES 25 Things You Should Know About Kevin Patrick Ludlow 1 He cackles when he thinks something is particularly funny and if you point out his cackle he will cackle even louder 2 He once had a comic strip in college titled Super Sperm It was a Superman esque comic about a superhero sperm 3 He loves having his toes popped shudder and will try to persuade you to pop them for him If you are unsuccessful he will complain 4 He twirls his hair and or plays with his hands when he is thinking or talking about something serious 5 He considers being submersed in any type of water as his shower for the day Pools rivers etc it all counts 6 He is generally impatient 7 He is however amazingly patient with children 8 He has a sweet tooth 9 He has a particular fondness for Krispy Kreme raspberry filled donuts 10 He likes being the center of attention 11 He doesn t like being like everyone else and will go out of his way to be different i e wearing black dress socks with shorts or one gray sock and one white sock 12 He is determined and hates to fail As evidence he works far more hours than the average person 13 He prefers floss sword sticks over regular floss 14 Speaking of swords he has a knack for fusing the little swords that spear olives etc into eye glasses Check out the link for evidence http www kevinludlow com index php module Photos amp op view amp albumID 330 amp photoID 16277 15 He often brushes his teeth in the shower 16 He is good at making animal sounds I think I stumped him once with giraffe though 17 He doesn t drink coffee but likes Earl Grey tea 18 He is allergic to almost everything 19 He likes to argue his views and doesn t like to be wrong 20 He often pays with 2 bills 21 Due to his natural coat of hair he prefers the colder climates 22 He has a hole in his nasal cavity 23 He doesn t enjoy singing in front of others unless he is drunk and the radio is turned up 24 He enjoys opera music 25 He has been known to do aerobatic tricks at high altitudes He doesn t frighten easily but is terrified of spiders 26 It s complicated

The Subway Worker photo 10945 188 0 right A yellow New York Transit work train photo When I was visiting Eric and Amy in New York City as I tended to do each summer I often spend some time filming subways I don t know what my fascination is with subways but I find them very enjoyable to photograph and film On this one very late Wednesday night technically Thursday morning I was waiting at the 42nd street subway station to catch the uptown A train On the tracks behind me was one of the work trains Having never seen one of these before I snapped a few photos of it After getting a few pictures of it I started shooting some film of it as well I wasn t even looking into the screen to see what I was filming at the time and so had no idea what I had accidentally picked up Laying down in the driver s seat of the train was a transit worker When another worker walked past him on the outer part of the train he glanced back to see who had walked by and evidently caught a glimpse of my camera What happened next was frustrating He walked off of the train and approached me with quite the mouth on him He was yelling at me how it was illegal to film subways that I was going to go to jail and that I needed to give him my camera I told him this was not true and I would not give him my camera The truth of the matter was that I didn t know if New York had passed some insane measure barring trains from being filmed and so after about 30 seconds of arguing I showed him one of the pictures in the camera and told him that was all I had He seemed to be okay with this and walked away all the while reminding me not to take more photos It wasn t until I walked away and actually looked at the film that I had any idea what he was concerned about As it turns out he had been sleeping on the job When he caught the glimpse of my camera he assumed that I had been filming him asleep on the job jumped to feet and then proceeded towards me albeit he never left the edge of the train Here is the actual film iframe width 420 height 315 src http www youtube com embed KlpUqODQT6Q frameborder 0 allowfullscreen iframe I filed a report with the New York Transit Authority as soon as I got back to Eric and Amy s apartment Here was my email to them i Customer Kevin Ludlow 07 06 2006 02 17 AM To whom it may concern My name is Kevin Ludlow and I am currently on vacation visiting some local residents and otherwise enjoying this lovely city At about 12 40am on July 6th just about 1 5 hours ago a yellow work train engine 67 pulled up into the 42nd Street Port Authority stop on the Uptown A track As I had not seen one of these large yellow work trains I took a picture of it with my camera and actually wound up filming a bit Though I had not thought of it the working MTA passenger in the train was asleep his feet up upon the window The conductor exited the train walking right past me as I continued to film The MTA passenger eventually woke up looked towards me did a double take and finally jumped up from his lying down position apparently startled by me Normally I would not mention such a thing but what happened next appalled me He signaled for me to come near him and asked me what I was taking a picture of I explained the train He said rather unpleasantly that it was illegal to take pictures and that he needed to see what I had taken a picture of I told him I did not know that and that I would not show him my camera and then proceeded to ask a person next to me if this was true that I couldn t take pictures The nearby person didn t know and the MTA worker proceeded to tell me he would go and get the police and let them deal with me Not wanting to cause a scene I showed him a picture of train naturally not the video of him asleep which I am almost certain is why he was so angry with me Truth be told I actually thought he was going to exit the train and attempt to stop me Is this a common thing a city tourist should expect from the MTA staff and if so why I have provided the video I described above for you in both AVI and MOV formats Please feel free to view them from my website for reference to my story Thank you very much Kevin Ludlow i The next after noon I received the following email from the New York Transit Authority people i Response Melissa Glasgow 07 06 2006 01 49 PM This is in response to your recent e mail to MTA New York City Transit reporting an employee at the 42nd Street Port Authority station We sincerely regret the incident you describe as having occurred at the 42nd Street Port Authority station Please be assured that the type of behavior you described is not indicative of the high standards of professionalism set forth in our guidelines In response to your complaint we have referred your e mail to supervision in the appropriate operating department for review and investigation Based on the information you provided we hope to identify the employee you encountered for questioning and appropriate further action Supervision will also closely monitor our employees at this location and take the appropriate measures to prevent any recurrence of this incident If you have any further transit related questions concerns or problems please contact Customer Services at 718 330 3322 Monday through Friday from 9 00 a m to 5 00 p m or write to Customer Services at 2 Broadway Room A11 146 New York NY 10004 In order to investigate the situation properly and take the appropriate further action we may need to contact you by phone or mail Please provide your phone number and address to us for forwarding to the Department of Subways i